Sunday, April 18, 2010

Top 21 Signs the Girl you are Dating is a Psycho!

This is for all my dear guy friends!

1. She has watched the Notebook 20 times and calls you her Noah
2. When you buy her flowers and she says “what do I do with them?”
3. If you are scared of her because she can really beat you up.
4. If you just met her at your therapy session group.
5. If she wears a size 13 shoe.
6. If her own dad tells you she is crazy.
7, If she tells her dog Pookie she loves him more times than she tells you.
8. If she calls and texts you more than 30 times a day.
9. If she breaks up with you on myspace or a text message then calls the next day saying she cant live without you.
10. If her X-boyfriends include a barber and a guy that looks like shrek.
11. If she makes you and Easter basket and leaves it on top of your car
12. If she is 30 and still doesn’t know how to drive.
13. If she makes you a pillow.
14. If she calls someone her best friend and that person is not even aware they are friends.
15. If she stalks you by show up at your church unannounced.
16, If you met her on Friday and by Wednesday she is talking about marriage.
17. If her favorite song is “I Kissed A Girl” by Katy Perry.
18. If she suddenly decides to buy a mini van.
19. If she circles around your block at 2am hoping you will come outside.
20. If she tells you its the will of God for you two to be together.
21. If she bakes you a pie that she is allergic to just to prove her baking skills

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